My fecal alarm sounds telling me it’s urgent, in my bowels I have slimy pooturgent.
I get to the throne and pop my cap, filling the bowl with foul smelling crap.
With this pooturgent one must never clean, it’s highly corrosive removing all sheen.
Stripping bowls bare is what it does, a dangerous compound comprised of chud.
So if you smell it you better run, don’t even look at it, it’s dangerous like the sun.