Here’s a message to the dirty scat mongers.
To folk who fuck with their soiled bungers.

Pure Pooetry says poo porn is fucking grotty.
We don’t want to see your sexual potty.

We only like to laugh at rhymes about poo.
We urge you to keep your shite in the loo.

We understand different strokes for different folks.
But like I said, we’re only into the doodoo jokes.

What brought this on, I bet you wonder.
Why is PP hating on the poo-poo plunder?

Oddly enough we get a number of Twitter fans.
But sadly a lot enjoy sex from their bedpans.

So you might say this is a bit of a smear campaign.
Look at their tweets, you’ll know we’re not to blame.

Between you and I, we’re super grossed out.
No one should be toying with their brown trout!

So to you poo fetish sickos, please unfollow.
Your awful shiteness is too much to swallow.