Plunging To Death
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
Pure Pooetry
The Purist Pooet
The Purist Pooet is dedicated to his art. Mentally preparing when he toots a fart. He’s committed to the pooetry …
Pure Pooetry
Abandon Shit!
In my gut, there’s a churning of boiling hot lava. Fuelled by chilli, beans and several cups of java. This …
Pure Pooetry
The Golden Throne
We all know the feeling of brown overflow… It’s a surging torrent that is raring to go. The levy will …
Pure Pooetry
Something’s Not Right
Something below doesn’t feel right. Something nearby smells of shite. The feeling is off and somewhat unsavoury. Is my crease …
Pure Pooetry
No Respect
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
Pure Pooetry
Heavy Shattin’
It seems like an age since we’ve written. But I can assure you we’re still shittin’. In fact, a wafting …
Pure Pooetry
Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
Pure Pooetry
The One That Got Away
The brown mule was kicking, letting me know… I needed a throne fast so to a throne I did go. …
Pure Pooetry
A Fistful of Poop
I clench in my hand a fistful of poop. It’s a warm and soft mushy goop. The dog left me …
Pure Pooetry
A Meaty Brown Stew
This meaty brown stew, in the form of my poo. Its look and smell, sadly too well I knew. As …
Pure Pooetry
A Searing Hot Wound
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
Pure Pooetry
The Big Brown Boa
A gusty southerly began to blow. Churning the brown seas to and fro. Monsoonal brown rain also fell. Accompanied by …
Pure Pooetry
The Lumberjack: Redux
Hear the creaking and the cracking… Then into water, logs smacking. His mighty axe swings and attacks… Logs fly out …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Barnacle
The seas were angry my good friends. As a monstrous barnacle traversed the s-bends. This was no ordinary marine crustacean. …
Pure Pooetry
Tootpaste: Redux
My body is a giant tube of tootpaste. Before you ask, no I’m not shitfaced. But I am filled with …
Pure Pooetry
Voiding The Vowels Turns Three!
Happy birthday to POO! That’s right folks! Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels, our book of rich, meaty, nuggety pooetry turns …
Pure Pooetry
Caffeine Volcano
I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do. The only problem is the monstrous poo. After a few cups of …
Pure Pooetry
