Rumble in The Bronx
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
The aftermath of my last massive meal… Left my bowels with a wet and soggy feel. But an odd thing …
With a loud resounding POOTOHEY… I violently fired a brown gooey. With such a high-speed rectal blast… In a speckled …
Those nachos tasted awesome going in… But gave me a gas stinking of pure sin. And the cheeseburger loaded with …
It’s best to never tempt your fate. Especially regarding your stinky date. But I’ve just birthed a runaway boulder! It …
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
Sometimes my doo has a really stale smell. Usually when I haven’t dumped in a spell. And the colour looks …
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
You’ve all heard the story of the shark named jaws… Now hear about The Great Brown Pointer named Smores. It …
The past must have been such a bore. Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore. The kids today can’t use …
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
We don’t care what the haters think. We write pooems and of course they stink! But amongst the rubble there’s …
I have a giant hole in my undies. If I squat you’ll see my grundies. If I bend over, you’ll …
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
Ever eat a chocolate bar while taking a dump? It feels strange, the exchange, coming outta the rump. A bizarre, …
After what seems a millennium The Count has risen. A full brown moon is out and nuggets will be spillin’. …
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …