A Rumbling Below

A rumbling from down below…
Signals something’s about to blow!

Was it that Mexican enchilada?
That made me a master farter?

Was it those eggs and baaaycon?
That got my bowels a-shaaakin’?

Or was it the three cans of beans?
Oh please don’t shit my new jeans!

Maybe it was all of the above!
Now here comes the big shove!


Pure Pooetry

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