The Lumberjack: Redux
Hear the creaking and the cracking… Then into water, logs smacking. His mighty axe swings and attacks… Logs fly out …
Brown Barnacle
The seas were angry my good friends. As a monstrous barnacle traversed the s-bends. This was no ordinary marine crustacean. …
Tootpaste: Redux
My body is a giant tube of tootpaste. Before you ask, no I’m not shitfaced. But I am filled with …
Voiding The Vowels Turns Three!
Happy birthday to POO! That’s right folks! Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels, our book of rich, meaty, nuggety pooetry turns …
Caffeine Volcano
I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do. The only problem is the monstrous poo. After a few cups of …
Putrid and Rotten
The stinkiest of shits I have just done. Such a revolting stench leaving my bum. I don’t know how and …
Half Flush or Full?: Redux
Do you press the half flush or full? It depends if the stink is nasty and cruel. Cos if that …
The Secret of Clean
What’s the best way to get the bowl clean? What’s the secret for a shiny gleam? There’s a method known …
Quiet Time
Can’t a guy get some peace and quiet? Pooping in silence..have you ever tried it? I go to the loo …
Chocolate Slurpee
There’s no such thing as a Chocolate Slurpee. Only a backdoor vomit and burpy. It’s not a cool treat on …
Merry Shitmas!
Here’s a seasonal experience much too awful… I just pooped out a whole Christmas bauble! If it had cracked, I’d …
Repugnant Rapunzel
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
Stubborn Brown Chunks
A big blast of urine was not enough. To substitute the power of the flush. Clinging to the bowl’s inner …
The Caganer
El Caganer squats in the middle of the field. Pants around ankles, soil ready to yield. The tradition says all …
Killer Stench: The Return
It’s a good thing no one can smell this shiz. Cos I’m dropping a stinker like no one’s biz! It’s …
Killer Stench
The fragrance sprayed totalled thrice. Yet still lingered the unsavoury spice. Nostrils are stung and set ablaze. In frozen state, …
Fecal Fibre Power
Is there such a thing as too much fibre in your diet? I ask because my pooping time is never …
Red Rooster Booster
Currently, my anus is firmly seated. I had to throne, so I quickly retreated. Today for lunch was tasty Red …
