Substance within is about to explode.
This gut harbours a deadly payload.
Flatulence attack unprecedented.
Rupturing bubbles all fermented.
Bowel inflated to a dangerous level.
I dare not make a deal with the devil.
Yet I must keep this under key and lock.
For this will consume a city block.
One small slip could sink a warship…
Erupting a stench worse than the tip.
But the fuse is ignited, time runs low…
If I don’t act now, abdomen will blow!
Do I call the bomb squad or call the cops?
Or option three, dump these damn slops!?!