Toilet Talents
The following account is a story that’s true… It all took place while I was on the loo. There were …
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Rather Pale
Ever done a poop that looked rather pale? Mine came out like bread that was stale. I don’t feel unwell, …
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Weekend Rumble
After feasting on burgers and tender steak… I sorely needed a bathroom break. My bowels were full and on the …
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A Royal Treasure
Before flushing, I couldn’t help but smile. Spying something heaped in a humongous pile. You probably think I mean the …
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Packing Heat
Down south, I’m packing heat. Getting ready to fire from my seat. An itchy trigger to fire the sludge. Gotta …
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Inconvenient Expoodition
Why does this always seem to happen? At inconvenient times I need to go crappin’. It’s not the right time …
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Hershey Highway
Out from the Hershey Highway this bog did fly. Speeding like a rocket it surprised all nearby. Hitting the surface …
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Mission: Souvlaki
Reporting on the mission, secret agent 002. I had a stealthy and secret job to doodoo. The objective was a …
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The Brown Age Mystery
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
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Flash Fecal Flooding
Last night I devoured some delicious pasta. This morn it came back ten times faster. Yes, it was like eating …
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I Hear You Knocking
I took a poop too big to flush. And regrettably, I was in a rush. Someone was waiting to poop …
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Brown Ravioli
Without warning and out of the blue. Came a gut feeling, too well I knew. Immediately I stopped what I …
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Whirlpool Fudge Tunnel
There is no toilet I cannot defile. My aftermath will leave no smile. When I unleash the terrible mixture. The …
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Constipating Erosion
Let me see if I can concentrate… While I try to pass this constipate. It’s been troubling me most of …
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Big Mistake
This golden brown strumpet… I just blasted with a trumpet. Glistening in a rusty dark hue… From my rear it …
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Shapely Abstract
I just released a massive deuce. A mushy mound from my caboose. But this wasn’t just any sour mash. It …
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The Scent of Evil
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
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The Grim Reeker
Laying in wait for the perfect chance… To give you a surprise in your underpants. This ghastly being is known …
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