Before flushing, I couldn’t help but smile.
Spying something heaped in a humongous pile.

You probably think I mean the shite…
Well yes, I guess you are right!

But that’s not all that betrothed my eyes.
Turns out it was a 24 karat surprise.

The deuce was covered in chunky gold.
The size of corn and it glistened so bold.

Such a magnificent beauty was this fecal treasure.
With incomparable worth that had no measure.

This amazing doo was truly in a league of its own…
It belongs in Buckingham Palace on the royal throne.