Why does this always seem to happen?
At inconvenient times I need to go crappin’.

It’s not the right time now so please go away.
You’ve had time to escape throughout the day.

In the case of the shower, I’m all scrubbed and clean.
In the case of bedtime well now that’s just mean.

So please do me this favour and hold your position!
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