I took a poop too big to flush.
And regrettably, I was in a rush.

Someone was waiting to poop after me.
They kept on asking how long I’d be.

Then they started knocking on the door.
So I grabbed a chunk of the drain-blocking-gore!

Now the deuce was able to be flushed.
So I pressed and dismissed the mush.

I opened the door to a look of fury and disgrace.
So I threw the brown chunk into their face!