A Tragic Flush
We often think of toilets as somewhat good. The place to rid our bodies of digested food. But what if …
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A Plumbing Mishap
Desperately I fled from my angry pursuers. Yet what I needed were the sewers. Somewhere, anywhere to unleash what lay …
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The Scent of Fear
A colossal exodus from my bunghole… In just one go has filled the bowl. But the rancid stink, so rich …
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Between The Cheeks
This one goes out to Kirk. A big Pure Pooetry fan who is doing it tough. ❤️ I’m feeling a …
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Free as a Bird
My knee gave out in the middle of a wipe. Grasping to the side, the wall received a swipe. A …
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Rumpty Dumpty
I’m Rumpty Dumpty, I’ve got a big head. And I just decided to drop a brown egg! From my high …
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A Whale of a Time
The skies above are raining cats and dogs. But in my porcelain, it’s a storm of bogs. A wet one …
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The Shitting of The Damned
Like a slow-moving snail, my poop started to crown. Obviously aware that soon it would drown. It kept its pace …
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A Gentleman…
A gentleman doesn’t flush in the middle of the night. To show he cares he leaves the steaming shite. For …
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The Apoocalypse is Near!
I have to ask, is there anything worse? Than incoming flood from the rear purse… You fumble to get your …
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Threat of Slime
Dangerously I was asleep at the wheel. But was awakened by a fart I did peel. And luckily it happened …
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Swamp Water
A terrible gut sensation overcame my person. Biding my time, but the feeling did worsen. So into the porcelain, I …
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Oh The Covidity!
I just released a covid whopper. A highly contagious stinking plopper. On fast food and coffee is where it grows. …
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Brown Blaster
You know what would be an utter disaster? While driving, unleashing the brown blaster. I’m talking about an explosion of …
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An Awful Hatching
You’d better start the fan and light a match. Cos something awful from my rear did hatch. Hanging in the …
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Ex-Meat Sauce
My porcelain throne is empty like the streets. Until now my ass had issued a retreat! This shiny bowl, oh …
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