I’m Rumpty Dumpty, I’ve got a big head.
And I just decided to drop a brown egg!
From my high wall I take a hefty dump.
A splash is heard as I wiggle my rump.
The onlookers glare amazed at this feat.
But I wish I had a better grip on this seat.
Cos all is not stable as my butt sweats.
If I slip and fall I’m sure to have regrets.
Sure enough after another nugget fires…
A slow-motion descent without lengthy goodbyes.
Then all the king’s horses and all the king’s men…
Left me and my brown jammed in the s-bend.