Rumpty Dumpty

I’m Rumpty Dumpty, I’ve got a big head.
And I just decided to drop a brown egg!

From my high wall I take a hefty dump.
A splash is heard as I wiggle my rump.

The onlookers glare amazed at this feat.
But I wish I had a better grip on this seat.

Cos all is not stable as my butt sweats.
If I slip and fall I’m sure to have regrets.

Sure enough after another nugget fires…
A slow-motion descent without lengthy goodbyes.

Then all the king’s horses and all the king’s men…
Left me and my brown jammed in the s-bend.

Pure Pooetry

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