Dangerously I was asleep at the wheel.
But was awakened by a fart I did peel.
And luckily it happened in the nick of time.
Approaching red light, I slammed on the brakes.
A dump in my pants, I wished not to make.
There was a serious threat of releasing slime.
The car behind came close to my rear.
And again the threat of brown I did fear.
Clenching all eyes I braced for impact.
I expected to hear a screech and a crash.
Then a south feeling of soggy brown mash.
But I stayed clean cos my bowels were compact.