Threat of Slime

Dangerously I was asleep at the wheel.
But was awakened by a fart I did peel.
And luckily it happened in the nick of time.

Approaching red light, I slammed on the brakes.
A dump in my pants, I wished not to make.
There was a serious threat of releasing slime.

The car behind came close to my rear.
And again the threat of brown I did fear.
Clenching all eyes I braced for impact.

I expected to hear a screech and a crash.
Then a south feeling of soggy brown mash.
But I stayed clean cos my bowels were compact.

Pure Pooetry

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