A gentleman doesn’t flush in the middle of the night.
To show he cares he leaves the steaming shite.

For those he loves, he wishes not to wake.
Cos a loud sound, the flushing will make.

A gentleman won’t light a match after a stinky load.
He dare not risk a fire in his own abode.

A gentleman never changes the empty roll.
He’s thinking about his family with heart and soul.

He recalls how they like dabbling in arts and crafts.
And makes a cardboard trumpet for his farts.

A gentleman will not bother to scrub the bowl.
It’ll only get soiled again from his blowhole.

He is thoughtful and values his time.
Spent with family, not cleaning slime.