It was a percolation like no other.
A horrendous smell began to smother.

Nostrils flared and stomachs turned.
Eyes watered and bodies squirmed.

Then people soon began to faint.
From the horrible smell from my taint.

So I went to the loo to unleash the animal.
It was ferocious like some kind of cannibal.

It was a bloody thirsty beast with a peculiar sound.
So I thought I should inspect the ghastly mound.

I looked and screamed, “SHIVER ME TIMBERS!”
All I could see were gorilla fingers.