It was a percolation like no other.
A horrendous smell began to smother.
Nostrils flared and stomachs turned.
Eyes watered and bodies squirmed.
Then people soon began to faint.
From the horrible smell from my taint.
So I went to the loo to unleash the animal.
It was ferocious like some kind of cannibal.
It was a bloody thirsty beast with a peculiar sound.
So I thought I should inspect the ghastly mound.
I looked and screamed, “SHIVER ME TIMBERS!”
All I could see were gorilla fingers.