A terrible gut sensation overcame my person.
Biding my time, but the feeling did worsen.
So into the porcelain, I rapidly emptied my bowels.
And upon my nostrils, came a scent so foul.
I looked back and saw a tremendous streak.
I’d left a monstrous mark, dealt by my cheek.
And the water, if you could even call it that.
Was now a swamp where I had shat.
The result was not runny, but it felt like diarrhoea.
Two flushes and a scrub, now the water is clearer.