Bad Luck Streak
Today while walking I passed a brown cat. Afterwards into my pants an accidental scat. Back inside I carelessly opened …
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The Ice Cold Greeting
In Winter it’s nice to be all warm and toasty… Especially when taking a golden brown roasty. Man, do I …
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My Name is Farts Galore
Lately, my name has been Farts Galore. I’ve been dropping bombs and stinky spores. The farts have been flying out …
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My Pootaters Are Boiled
It really boils my pootaters… When a throne gets defiled by a poo-hater. They don’t think to clean up their …
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Splurkin’ The Gherkin
I was oozin’ the poodin’… But the squirtin’ was a-hurtin’. So I eased on the squeeze… And clenched my flow …
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The Problematic Dangler
I went to poop and felt enormous pain… This poop was too large to enter the porce-lain. Tremendous in girth …
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The Struggle Within
A squelch between my cheeks meant only one thing. Something was brewing and it resembled chow mein. I tried to …
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Stain on Me?
Oh good grief! I see a stain… It’s on my jocks, not the porce-lain. I don’t know how this could …
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Like Clockwork
I shit once a day to keep my colon clean. I’m quite regular if you know what I mean. I …
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Dry Doodoo
Today I took a poo that was so dry… Like a thunderstorm, it would crack the sky. No moisture was …
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An Unthinkable Poosaster
Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened. There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’. The throne… she’s broken! …
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Why So Gassy?
Why am I so damn gassy? Clouds are plumming out my assy. These stinky gale force winds… Reek like thousand-year-old …
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Brown Smoothie
Dude, I just took the biggest deuce of my life. It’s so goddamn big my anus is in strife. I …
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Don’t Let The Bed Sludge Bite
The idea to have dinner late at night… Wasn’t a good one when it was time to shite. I had …
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Uncorking The Nugget
There once was a time when pooetry was easy. I’d just planted my cheeks and the rhymes came sleazy. But …
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Pooptillion Creature Feature
A Pooptillion creature from the Fecal Dimension… Was causing my bowels some serious tension! This ancient species’ home is the …
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30th Anniversary of Mt St. Helens
Ass crack bulging with pressure applied. One evil turd waiting on the inside. Out it bursts as all Hell breaks …
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