The idea to have dinner late at night…
Wasn’t a good one when it was time to shite.

I had decided it was time to go to bed…
When suddenly I needed to release brown spread.

Like thick and goopy BBQ sauce.
With chilli flakes without remorse.

Why did I eat at a time not normal?
Now I’m in a situation not so formal.

I think tomorrow I’ll eat at a more reasonable hour.
A normal time so I won’t need a second shower.