In Winter it’s nice to be all warm and toasty…
Especially when taking a golden brown roasty.
Man, do I hate those damn freezing cold seats…
Like the ice bucket challenge, but for your cheeks.
And nothing prepares you for the cold touchdown.
So you pile on the paper in a circular mound!
All the while you’re fighting a chilly battle!
Clenching tightly but gas escapes and rattles.
Is there a seat that has an inbuilt heater?
Sitting on that, life couldn’t be sweeter!
Please invent it because the situation is dire!
Otherwise, I’ll just poop over a campfire.