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The Ice Cold Greeting

In Winter it’s nice to be all warm and toasty…
Especially when taking a golden brown roasty.

Man, do I hate those damn freezing cold seats…
Like the ice bucket challenge, but for your cheeks.

And nothing prepares you for the cold touchdown.
So you pile on the paper in a circular mound!

All the while you’re fighting a chilly battle!
Clenching tightly but gas escapes and rattles.

Is there a seat that has an inbuilt heater?
Sitting on that, life couldn’t be sweeter!

Please invent it because the situation is dire!
Otherwise, I’ll just poop over a campfire.

Pure Pooetry

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