Stain on Me?

Oh good grief! I see a stain…
It’s on my jocks, not the porce-lain.

I don’t know how this could have happened.
Did I miss a spot when I went a-crappin’?

And besides, I always take care.
There’s never any soilage in my underwear.

I wonder how long my jocks have been stained.
It explains the distasteful looks I’ve gotten all day.

No, it surely can’t be. Stains do not smell…
Unless it soaked through for a show and tell.

Pure Pooetry

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