There once was a time when pooetry was easy.
I’d just planted my cheeks and the rhymes came sleazy.
But that time seems so far away now…
A fecal constipation I need to unblock somehow.
Personally, I think it all stems from the turtle head.
Uncork that nugget and the pooetry will spread!
A warning must be issued after the blockage is clear.
All must evacuate before the brown tsunami appears!