Pooetry, Magic

Bad Luck Streak

Today while walking I passed a brown cat.
Afterwards into my pants an accidental scat.

Back inside I carelessly opened an umbrella.
And immediately got a whiff of foul buttella.

Off I went to do a shit but only farted.
This made me feel quite disheartened.

And earlier when I tried to let out a fart…
I did a whoopsie and out came a shart.

Something’s up, something’s amiss.
I need to poop but can only piss.

Today is Friday the 13th, what bad luck!
Incidentally, I’d also stepped in dog’s muck!

My streak of bad luck is getting outta control.
I gotta keep these streaks in the toilet bowl!

Pure Pooetry

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