Three Flushes
A violent inner spasm… Came from my rear chasm. Followed by a tummy rumble. Bellowing an angry grumble. Dinner was …
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The Juice is Loose
My butthole is wide, my butthole is loose. When I dump I don’t feel the juice. It slips out below, …
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Cleanup in Aisle Poo
I’ve just delivered something smelly and huge. A mighty brown torrential deluge. A monstrosity so vile you wouldn’t believe. Added …
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Happy Spew Rear
As we wish you a Happy Spew Rear… I release a fresh chocolate spear. It pierces the water with its …
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Blast Off!
Off to the loo, I make a mad dash. Gotta drop this load in a fecal flash. Lid goes up, …
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Beach To Breach
I’m at the point of overload. I need some porcelain to erode. And the sweat is dripping from my brow. …
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The Brown Age Mystery
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
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Why So Gassy?
Why am I so damn gassy? Clouds are plumming out my assy. These stinky gale force winds… Reek like thousand-year-old …
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Pooptillion Creature Feature
A Pooptillion creature from the Fecal Dimension… Was causing my bowels some serious tension! This ancient species’ home is the …
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We Need a Plumber
Someone better call a plumber… Because my bowels awoke from their slumber! Toxic waste rained down with tremendous splatter. I’m …
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Onomato-poo-eia: Part 1
Pooping… hear the kerplop. Ass is burning and quite hot. Ahhhh, drop of cool water makes me hop. Clog the …
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Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
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The Wind and Brass Section
A trumpeting start… To this huge shart. No, it wasn’t in bed… Nor in your head. It was a loud …
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Crack of Dawn
At the crack of dawn, an epic dumping. Displacing the water with a solid thumping. Strangely there is hardly a …
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Poopy-Prank
This rancid poop I’ve created… Was born of nothing but hatred. I have a reason for this nasty spawning. For …
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Smellentine’s Day
On Smellentine’s Day we celebrate our pooetry love. To show it, we give our bowels a little shove. But if …
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There Goes The Flow
A stink from below has caused a great offence. Time to ooze a chocolate soft serve dispense. But without a …
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Poop Plant
What colour does your middle eye blink? Right now mine’s brown, but before it was pink. When the eye opened …
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