Chocolate Slurpee

There’s no such thing as a Chocolate Slurpee.
Only a backdoor vomit and burpy.

It’s not a cool treat on a hot summer’s day.
Instead, it’s an accidental underwear spray.

But it makes a similar sound toward the finish.
A gurgling trumpet of B shart diminished.

Some call it swamp water, a very apt description.
Drink this and you’ll need a doctor’s prescription!

Pure Pooetry

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