Heat Seeking Missile
I’m conducting The Symphony of Stinky, Spicy, Shitey. The foul aroma is palpable and mighty. I’m struck by agony, I …
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A Sloppy Cough
Regrettably, I just let out a big cough. Followed by a squirt into the trough. But it’s not COVID, I promise …
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Slaughter of The Bowl
After eating some insanely spicy chicken… The insides of my bowels started to thicken. The heat was potent and intense. …
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Weekend Rumble
After feasting on burgers and tender steak… I sorely needed a bathroom break. My bowels were full and on the …
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The Evil Trio – Salsa, Milk, Beer
Playing a stinking tune with my rear. Not quite beautiful music to my ears. Spicy hot steamer bringing on tears. …
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Green, Amber, Red, BROWN!
Last night I ate something quite average. Now I feel an inner rumbling so savage. Going in, the taste was …
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Pizza Poop
I just greedily gobbled down an entire pizza. It was loaded with lots-a delicious meats-a. Not to mention many ingredients …
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Why So Spicy?
Turds are such a wondrous thing. Except after eating chilli when your bunghole stings. You feel the heat all up …
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Spicy Chilli Bum Bullets
I start this day with a little spice… As my bum gives warning not once but twice. The time is …
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BBQ From Hell
Oh my fricken good glaven! My butthole is really misbehavin’. The reason for this deuce that’s mean. Today I drank …
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Extinguishing The Flame
Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …
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In The Nick of Time
I made it home just in the nick time. My stomach growling, my bowels primed. I just sat down and …
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