Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd!
Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd.
The cramping of my stomach is growing quite heinous.
I dare not think what will come out from my anus.
And there it blows with explosive heat!
The fire is making my rectum weep.
Giant burgers and spicy kebabs…
Definitely, something I should not have.
My anus is burning I need some help.
Perhaps I will scream and yelp.
I have an idea so the heat won’t stay.
I’ll dunk anus and hopefully flush it away.