I just greedily gobbled down an entire pizza.
It was loaded with lots-a delicious meats-a.

Not to mention many ingredients so spicy.
Ignoring the warnings, this was doodoo-dicey!

And sure enough, my stomach went “Hey!”
“You can’t treat me and the bowels that way!”

So now they’re angry and are planning a rectal riot.
Something’s gonna burst forth and it won’t be quiet!

They waited till I was driving on a busy freeway…
Then came the brown barrage of a Hershey Highway!

I slipped and slid, I skidded and churned…
This was in my undies, and yes it burned!