Turds are such a wondrous thing.
Except after eating chilli when your bunghole stings.

You feel the heat all up in your mouth.
Then to make it worse you feel it down south.

Why do we do it? Why don’t we care?
Is it because we want to shoot flames from our derrière?

A little joy leads to so much pain…
And leaves bloody skids on the porce-lain.

I vow I’ll never eat chilli ever again…
Except for tonight, I ordered hot chilli chicken.