A Sloppy Cough
Regrettably, I just let out a big cough. Followed by a squirt into the trough. But it’s not COVID, I promise …
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A Fistful of Poop
I clench in my hand a fistful of poop. It’s a warm and soft mushy goop. The dog left me …
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Best Be Poopared
A snorter might rip, from a weak sphincter grip. And if you stain your pant, don’t throw a tant. It’s …
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Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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Custard Fart
PHOOAAR! What an epic fart! Smells just like a custard tart. It has an aroma so fruity and rich. And …
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Fast Food Fecal Frenzy
Gobble down that Pizza Hut. Then let it brew within your gut. Soon you’ll open your back pocket. And blast …
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Rear Reindeer Smear
It’s that time of season, it’s that time of year. When Santa’s reindeers leave a sickly smear. They fly in …
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Down South
Way down south they have a special sauce. It can fill your undies with pooper’s remorse. Not for the tame, …
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Number Two: Part 2
A second poop in such quick succession. The number two must be an obsession. Nah, this is just a silly …
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Joining The A-Team
An asshole before me was not discreet. They’ve left urine all over the seat. This makes me so angry, it …
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A Stinky Mistake
I took a quick break, to release a brown snake, but what came out was rancid mush. This awful gooey …
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Fat Brown Rhymes
I got my papers and I got my bling. Soon out my anus brown will sing. But I don’t wanna …
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Trent The Crazy Fisherman
I know a weird guy named Trent. His shit comes out all bent. Although he tries to straighten it out. …
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Paid To Poop
It’s so amazing being paid to poop. Clocking up hours of making brown soup. Statics say we poop on average …
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Manly Shit
I don’t know why and I don’t know how. But a sloppy wet fart I did just now… It came …
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Toalett Sinka
If you drinka the pálinka… Soon in toalett you’ll sinka. Too much foreign grog… Will give you a sloppy bog. …
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