I know a weird guy named Trent.
His shit comes out all bent.
Although he tries to straighten it out.
His ability to shit is cast into doubt.
Yet even crazier his poops went.
He bent his turds further into a hook.
Then told people “Here! Take a look!
It’s great for lurring fish.
The shitful hook goes squish.
And I add the catch to my scrapbook.”
His antics alerted the local police.
They thought he was upsetting the peace.
But he explained it was just shits and giggles.
The turds were really worms that wriggle.
But he hid his sloppy hook of brown grease.