Paid To Poop

It’s so amazing being paid to poop.
Clocking up hours of making brown soup.

Statics say we poop on average twice a day.
And that doesn’t count the accidental spray.

So, say you get paid $50,000 per year…
Your poop is $10,000 in the clear!

Now you’re in the brown business of bog!
Just don’t use cash to wipe your sloppy sog!

Pure Pooetry

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