It’s so amazing being paid to poop.
Clocking up hours of making brown soup.

Statics say we poop on average twice a day.
And that doesn’t count the accidental spray.

So, say you get paid $50,000 per year…
Your poop is $10,000 in the clear!

Now you’re in the brown business of bog!
Just don’t use cash to wipe your sloppy sog!