Abandon Shit!
In my gut, there’s a churning of boiling hot lava. Fuelled by chilli, beans and several cups of java. This …
Heavy Shattin’
It seems like an age since we’ve written. But I can assure you we’re still shittin’. In fact, a wafting …
The Caganer
El Caganer squats in the middle of the field. Pants around ankles, soil ready to yield. The tradition says all …
A Pooetry Collabpooration: Lockdown in The Dumps
This is a pooetry collabpooration between Shizhard Wizard and Papa Poosepi! Wear a mask, use your homebase. Do not share …
Turned To Darkness – Part II
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
Turned To Darkness – Part I
Darkness fell upon the bowl… As The Wizard arrived to reap souls. He prays on the innocent who have no …
Swamp Water
A terrible gut sensation overcame my person. Biding my time, but the feeling did worsen. So into the porcelain, I …
All Sick Senses: Redux
Around midnight I was awoken by a terrible sound. A grunting as someone laid a monstrous mound. At first I …
Take A Bow
The spitting and the splatting… Came the spluttery shatting. The claggy and the gooey. My rear feels a bit spewy. …
The Mass Trumpet Incident
In the infamous words of ECW, “HOLY SHIT!” Here’s a story so lend me your ears, quick! This story is …
Letting Slip
Have you ever thought that the coast was clear… So you decide to drop flatus from your rear? Then you …
Poopy-Prank
This rancid poop I’ve created… Was born of nothing but hatred. I have a reason for this nasty spawning. For …
On The Cusp
On the cusp of all the guests arriving… A brown unloading, I was not desiring. But lo and behold, I …
Layers of Filth
In the bowl lies a stinky slurry. Made from yesterday’s rancid curry. But before then it was murky meat pie. …
Gangtsa Shit
Shizhard Wizard is right, what the hell is going on? We used to write on the daily, dropping killa fecal …
Party Poop 2015
It’s been a while since we poosted, I’ll give you that. It’s the Christmas break, but doesn’t mean we haven’t …
A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
A Lesson Learned
It took two flushes to wash down, my explosive monsoon coloured brown. I knew I was in trouble before I …
