Fecal Fibre Power
Is there such a thing as too much fibre in your diet? I ask because my pooping time is never …
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Red Rooster Booster
Currently, my anus is firmly seated. I had to throne, so I quickly retreated. Today for lunch was tasty Red …
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Not a Friend
Bowels are loaded, bowels are primed. It’s time to unleash an ounce of slime! It comes out thick, it comes …
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Rumpty Dumpty
I’m Rumpty Dumpty, I’ve got a big head. And I just decided to drop a brown egg! From my high …
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Wuhan Blues (and Browns)
I’ve come down with a case of the Wuhan Blues. And it’s really affecting my number twos. Coronavirus this and …
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Three Flushes
A violent inner spasm… Came from my rear chasm. Followed by a tummy rumble. Bellowing an angry grumble. Dinner was …
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The Pooper
You take a dump but I take one too. You fire your ass but I got runny poo. When you’re …
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Epic Long Dumping
This dump is long like neck of giraffe. I’ve pooped out ten metres and a half. If you stacked this …
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On Halloween Night They Come
It’s the time of year for ghastly ghouls… Tricks and treats and scary stools. It’s already Halloween can you imagine? …
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Rather Pale
Ever done a poop that looked rather pale? Mine came out like bread that was stale. I don’t feel unwell, …
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Hershey Highway
Out from the Hershey Highway this bog did fly. Speeding like a rocket it surprised all nearby. Hitting the surface …
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Whirlpool Fudge Tunnel
There is no toilet I cannot defile. My aftermath will leave no smile. When I unleash the terrible mixture. The …
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Why So Gassy?
Why am I so damn gassy? Clouds are plumming out my assy. These stinky gale force winds… Reek like thousand-year-old …
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Father’s Day: Redux
It’s Farter’s Day for our North American friends! What are the chances they’ve blocked their s-bends? Maybe they’ve plugged them …
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Volcanic Hazard
The throne shined white, whiter than snow… But soon that would change, it would lose its glow. Something was brewing …
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Into The Doo-Dimension
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have here a tale that will make you hurl! Shizhard Wizard here, rhyming …
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Maxed Out on Coffee
I’m on coffee number two and it’s only 10am. Something tells me I’ll be destroying the S-bend. The clock reaches …
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