I’ve come down with a case of the Wuhan Blues.
And it’s really affecting my number twos.

Coronavirus this and covid-19 that.
Minimal toilet paper after taking a shat.

I’m isolating and the walls start closing in.
I’m on the throne and it’s full to the brim.

Will this poodemic ever end?
Gotta flush it down the s-bend!

Somebody somewhere must have the cure.
I just hope it doesn’t come from manure.