Constipation of The Nation
I’m suffering from some constipation. My face is redder than a fire station. I’ve been here far too long… And …
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Paid To Poop
It’s so amazing being paid to poop. Clocking up hours of making brown soup. Statics say we poop on average …
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Ancient Ass Unloading
It feels like I haven’t taken a shit in ages. This pooem may take up many pages. In fact, I …
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Does The Pope Poop in The Woods?
Does the pope be a paedophile to a bear cub shitting in the woods? By Guest Pooet, The People’s …
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Bye-Bye Turdy
You wouldn’t believe what came out my ass. Terrific in magnitude and nothing but class. A single log with impressive …
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The Wereturd
Something sinister was in my bowels. I could tell it was sinister by its pre-exit howls. The scream was awful …
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The H.S.POO
Last night I ordered some Uber Eats. With no intention of creating a fecal beast. I ordered myself the Halal …
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Spreading The Caca Condiments
In the past I’ve mentioned chocolatey Buttella. It’s a thick sickly treat, I’ll tell ya what fella. But may I …
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Abominable Pooman
On a recent trip to Nepal. I had an extra weight to haul. Because I had to poop in a …
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Resign To Bog?
Oi! Someone quickly find me a loo! I’ve been holding it in for an hour or two! Curse the duties …
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Pile-up on The South Poopway
There was a traffic jam from deep within. A massive pile-up waiting for the fecal bin. No matter how hard …
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Too Hot To Poop
Unfortunately, today is going to be quite hot. 34°C isn’t ideal to be making rectal snot. What we need is …
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Run Poosepi Run
Busting, I had to poop really bad… I was forced to clench like I never had. Several minutes away was the …
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Prayer of a Constipated Man
I sit down with my bowl of soup. I pray the lord my hole to poop. If a log it …
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Nuggety Poopeteer
Soaring high from a mega rectal blast. The fuel from this is all in my past. About a week ago …
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Fast Food Relief
Oh what joy… it’s time to poop! I get to void my bowels of chocolate goop. Last night’s dinner was …
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End The War on Bogs
The war on bogs has been a complete failure. All it’s pooduced is a terrible rectal flavour. Now and then …
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