Unfortunately, today is going to be quite hot.
34°C isn’t ideal to be making rectal snot.
What we need is air conditioning in our toilets.
Because deucing when it’s hot really does spoil it.
Poo time is supposed to be peaceful so you can think.
Not 100% humidity full of stink.
Not to mention the sweat that drips down your back.
Which more times than not finds passage to the crack.
So, in conclusion, I do not like the summer.
My favourite time of day is now a real bummer.