Caught in a Stinky Trap!
I’m fuming and furious! I’m goddamn livid! Locked in a room where a stink was delivered! Woe is me, I’ve …
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Torrents of Brown
It’s 100 degrees, I shit you not. My poop gushes out like runny snot. Everything is all melty and gross. …
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A Pooping We Must Go
I really need to take a big poo. Like a baby shark, a doodoo da doodoo. I don’t wanna hold …
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Epic Long Dumping
This dump is long like neck of giraffe. I’ve pooped out ten metres and a half. If you stacked this …
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Obnoxious Detox
I decided I needed to have a detox. My gas stunk worse than my socks. It was so bad people …
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Stinky Ballad
While eating an oily garden salad… My ass trumpeted a stinky ballad. Regarding the scent, I was not a fan. …
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Blast Off!
Off to the loo, I make a mad dash. Gotta drop this load in a fecal flash. Lid goes up, …
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The Mass Trumpet Incident
In the infamous words of ECW, “HOLY SHIT!” Here’s a story so lend me your ears, quick! This story is …
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Firing On All Cylinders!
My ass is firing on all cylinders! Impact is felt by all New Zealanders! This message comes as a stern …
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Bronze Finger
He’s the man with the mushy touch. His finger slipped just a bit too much. While wiping to escape the …
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The Deviant Culprit
Imagine being imprisoned in a tomb… But it’s more like a stinky toilet room. In this room is the stench …
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Count Dumpula Strikes!
So once again it’s that time of year… The Count searches for the poofect rear. Halloween is upon us, meaning …
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On Halloween Night They Come
It’s the time of year for ghastly ghouls… Tricks and treats and scary stools. It’s already Halloween can you imagine? …
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Filling The Pumpkin
Oh boy oh boy, it’s time for Halloween. The best time to eject from my spleen. My pumpkin is carved …
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Beach To Breach
I’m at the point of overload. I need some porcelain to erode. And the sweat is dripping from my brow. …
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Toilet Talents
The following account is a story that’s true… It all took place while I was on the loo. There were …
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Rather Pale
Ever done a poop that looked rather pale? Mine came out like bread that was stale. I don’t feel unwell, …
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Weekend Rumble
After feasting on burgers and tender steak… I sorely needed a bathroom break. My bowels were full and on the …
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