Here’s a pooem because it’s been a while.
So enjoy this tale of my steaming pile.

Deathly black and rotten to the core…
Was this turd’s ghastly odour.

I ate ferociously hot n spicy chicken.
Which makes for fiery slop, not the chunky thick’ns.

Do I regret it? No I had a laugh.
Because it produced a massive rectal barf.

Now a cleaning crew must be deployed…
Because the porcelain is completely destroyed.