Ever have a turd that was hard to get out?
I’ve had many, some monumental no doubt.
I’m here to tell you about the one I just splattered against the grout.
This motherfucker splashed like a 10 pound trout.
And boy did it reek, all would want to avoid this route.
Yeah, it hurt my ass, but this shit paper poet won’t pout.
By Guest Pooet, Fartimus Rhyme