A Searing Hot Wound
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
Ever eat a chocolate bar while taking a dump? It feels strange, the exchange, coming outta the rump. A bizarre, …
The Bog of a Million Riches… Has soiled countless britches. Due to lavish and extravagant lifestyle… And consumption of food …
This is the calm before the storm. Prior to the unsavoury being born. Everything is peaceful and quiet. One could …
My butthole is wide, my butthole is loose. When I dump I don’t feel the juice. It slips out below, …
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …
Excuse me but I cannot help you right now. Something urgent has become known to my bowels. I’m very sorry …
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
I’m taking the first dump at work for the new year. This one’s a slow release as it inches out …
Last night I devoured some delicious pasta. This morn it came back ten times faster. Yes, it was like eating …
Why am I so damn gassy? Clouds are plumming out my assy. These stinky gale force winds… Reek like thousand-year-old …
Whoever says size does not matter… Has never seen their deuce do a bowl shatter. I just released a mighty …
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
While taking a dump, it caught my eye. Something on the wall, and not a fly. And it wasn’t graffiti …
Here’s a short pooem to make you feel sick. It’s about a dump I took that was quite slick. Squirting …
Here I sit, my cheeks a parted. Tried to dump, but only farted. I decided to wait till it happens. …
As I sit and expel the sloshes of Hell. I detect a dreadful wafting smell. I swear I wasn’t eating …