This is the calm before the storm.
Prior to the unsavoury being born.

Everything is peaceful and quiet.
One could not foresee the rectal riot.

The thunder cracks from the lower back.
This trumpeting is a disturbing soundtrack.

Like a volcanic eruption, the mass spews forth.
With such a size my ass is dwarfed.

Rocketing out at incredible speed.
The brown missile is suddenly freed.

Mother Nature’s wrath should not be ignored!
Her bowels flood over like a furious fjord!

Bowl fills quickly with a tsunami of stink.
From empty to full before your eye can blink.

Torrential rains have brought brown pain.
A flooding of porcelain resembling chow mein.

Never-ending are these waves of muck.
All cos my rear did violently chuck.