Pandora’s Butt
You will be amiss. If you take a big sniff. You will feel aghast. Inhaling this blast. And your innards …
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Rectal To The Rescue: Part 1
My fellow poopers, I have a story to tell. It’s about poop, and also a magic spell. I was at …
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Call of The Wizard’s Crack: Part 2
The evil Dung Stealer stood poised at my door. I got ready to unleash nuggets of mystical lore. How dare …
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Call of The Wizard’s Crack: Part 1
In the wee hours the clock strikes number two. And my bowels rumble telling me to conjure a poo. So …
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Conjuring The Caca
With a wave of my wand and a puff on my pipe. I cast this spell, much like performing a …
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Casting The Brown Stones
The pooets back home held fast the pooetry fort. Papa drops loads and The Count provides support. Doodoo Dave has …
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Witches Brew
My rectum is on fire, what on earth did I eat? My cheeks are receiving a roasting heat. Then I …
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Phantom of The Poopera
Something escaped my ass as I drove. Its fumes where fiery to the nose. This could only mean there was …
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Fartmageddon
Morning breaks on a fartless sky, The promise of sunset naught but a lie, The eggs being served were long …
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Wipe Infinite
I just released an epic, monstrous poo. But still I have yet to flush the loo. You see I’ve been …
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Bestial Bog
I had no inkling of the beast I was to release. Sinister forces emerged when I birthed the grease. The …
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The Dangler Danger Troll
While finishing a healthy deposit. I felt a sudden urge to vomit. Something gross had smeared my balls. They’re big, …
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Time Warp Toilet
Let’s go for a swirl through time! Just be mindful of the fecal slime. All you need is a few …
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The Fecal Phantom
After a night of indulgence I heaved and I hoed Quickly I ran To the porcelain bowl to deliver from …
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Hot as Hell / Satan’s Dinner
It’s so steamy and hot. Like my oiled cracker slot. Out comes a prize winner. It’s Satan’s fecal dinner. My …
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A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
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Genie of Excrement
Sunday evening, I sat down to shit. Something was amiss, my buttock was bit! I jumped in pain and starred into the bowl. …
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The Phantom of The Opoora
One fateful, frightful gloomy night, I took a shit that became my blight. I heaved and squeezed and dropped my …
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