With a wave of my wand and a puff on my pipe.
I cast this spell, much like performing a wipe.
I hold aloft the spellbook made from toilet paper.
My bent wizard’s nose inhales a dirty vapour.
It doesn’t smell quite right, this stink is a bit off.
I can taste it now and it makes me cough.
Poohaps I meant to read the spell on the next page…
I may have accidentally released evil from it’s cage.
This twisting vapour suddenly becomes awake.
It quickly transforms into a greasy brown snake.
My aeons old nostril hairs tingle at the vile scent.
This antique evil fart-snake is filled with malcontent.
I mutter a counter-spell and the snake is banished.
And just like that, in a brown dust cloud it vanished.
With my wrinkly eyelids closed, I chant more magic words.
From my crusty wizard butt I’m ready to unload turds.
I’m safe now that evil has been vanquished from the room.
And a dunny appears beneath me not a moment too soon!