Brown Mountain
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
The Fumes! The Fumes!
The Fumes! The Fumes! My sanity is consumed! The stink trapped in the bed… Is messing with my head. The …
Poo Can’t Touch This
As I was wiping I felt something warm. I hoped like hell the paper wasn’t torn. Thin and whispy is …
The Number of The Bog
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
The Bog of a Million Riches
The Bog of a Million Riches… Has soiled countless britches. Due to lavish and extravagant lifestyle… And consumption of food …
Can’t Shake This Nagging Doubt
So I’m dropping a load just like I normally would… When the last lump asks why he should. He is …
A Gentleman…
A gentleman doesn’t flush in the middle of the night. To show he cares he leaves the steaming shite. For …
Hypootised!
After depositing a dreadful load… And luckily safe in my abode. But upon my face grew a sneer. When into …
The Juice is Loose
My butthole is wide, my butthole is loose. When I dump I don’t feel the juice. It slips out below, …
One in The Oven
Something in my gut weighs a tonne. You could say I’m cooking a brown bun. But my internal oven is …
Blast Off!
Off to the loo, I make a mad dash. Gotta drop this load in a fecal flash. Lid goes up, …
Cerveza y Frijoles no Bueno
There I was bent over cheeks a quiver. Trying to squeeze the gunk from my liver. Right when I thought …
Breaking The Seal
I started the day with a mountain of food. Excessive volumes cos I was in the mood. I just kept …
Half Flush or Full?
A monster dump has a very specific need. Into a tiny bowl it will most certainly exceed. Now, do you …
Danger Spill Plopinson!
I need somewhere to drop this load. Somewhere like my own abode. But I’m miles away in a foreign land. …
Nutty Butt: Part I
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A food barrage demands bowels defend. I’ve fallen victim to many …
A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
