As I was wiping I felt something warm.
I hoped like hell the paper wasn’t torn.
Thin and whispy is sadly the case.
I’ll take a peek with my brave face.
My finger is clean, but on closer inspection…
Under my nail hides the brown infection!
Can’t touch this!
Can’t touch this!
I need a nail brush after dropping this load.
This ain’t the paper I keep in my adobe.
Cheap tissue should be totally banned.
And save us from getting finger tanned.
It’s worse when I’ve had a splatter-fest.
Cos up to my knuckle it gets real messed.
Can’t touch this!
Can’t touch this!
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