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Poo Can’t Touch This

As I was wiping I felt something warm.
I hoped like hell the paper wasn’t torn.

Thin and whispy is sadly the case.
I’ll take a peek with my brave face.

My finger is clean, but on closer inspection…
Under my nail hides the brown infection!

Can’t touch this!

Can’t touch this!

I need a nail brush after dropping this load.
This ain’t the paper I keep in my adobe.

Cheap tissue should be totally banned.
And save us from getting finger tanned.

It’s worse when I’ve had a splatter-fest.
Cos up to my knuckle it gets real messed.

Can’t touch this!

Can’t touch this!

Pure Pooetry

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