Something in my gut weighs a tonne.
You could say I’m cooking a brown bun.
But my internal oven is over packed.
From all the greasy food I snacked.
The bell dings and it’s time to release.
It ought to slide out due to that grease.
However, there’s some sort of issue…
It can’t be solved with toilet tissue.
The oven door won’t open wide enough…
To let free the baked brown stuff.
And then that weight nags at me yet again.
How many pounds? I reckon about ten.
This heavy, brown load is well overdue.
But I still can’t drop the damn poo!