Half Flush or Full?

A monster dump has a very specific need.
Into a tiny bowl it will most certainly exceed.
Now, do you give a half flush or a full?
Poohaps give the chain a mighty pull?
Gallons of water to finish the doodoo-deed.

But if the pipes can’t handle the load…
They’re clogged and the gunk has slowed.
On your hands, you have a volatile matter.
A second flush may clear out the splatter.
Or the pipes may excretingly explode!

Pure Pooetry

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