Dreadful Brown Departure

Dude, I badly need to take a shit.
My nostrils currently take the hit.

Fart after fart I fear the stinky outbound.
It’s a reminder of the inner brewing mound.

It swells from feasting on meats and beer.
The dreadful brown departure is far too near.

A sudden gut movement cramps my style.
Too large has become this inner pile.

Peeling the jocks away from my sweaty rump…
It’s time to begin this monstrous dump!

Even though I know I’ll feel much better after…
I don’t wanna go through this dreadful brown departure.

Pure Pooetry

No comments

You can be the first one to leave a comment.

Leave a Reply