Advice From The Master
If you need some lessons in pooping, heed The Master. Here’s some advice to avoid nasty doodoo disaster. Take your …
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SHOP n PLOP
Oh my turd, this is going to be bad. The pain in my coight is the worst I’ve ever had. …
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Slop and Drop
I was on my way to the local shop. When suddenly I had to stop. A voice from within that …
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Bogsing Day
I’m surrounded by crapping paper, Christmas is over. My belly is full and I’ve got the world’s worst hangover. Yesterday …
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Maxed Out on Coffee
I’m on coffee number two and it’s only 10am. Something tells me I’ll be destroying the S-bend. The clock reaches …
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Shop Til You Plop
I apoologise, this poost is long overdue. And like always it’s about number two. Rejoice! We’ve opened up an online shop. Now …
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Late Night Lingers
It’s way past bedtime and I can’t sleep. Trouble in my bowels, a poo does creep. It nags and taunts …
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Where’s The Spew?
This coffee has put me in quite a stew. Now I need to unleash a rectal spew. Or maybe it …
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Panicked Poo
I’m rushing to the loo, to take this urgent poo! It’s crazy, like shit-flinging monkeys in a zoo. I’m in …
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Last Bog on Earth
The mass within was a terrible waste. I needed to get it out with all haste. A warning stench foretold …
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Bestial Bog
I had no inkling of the beast I was to release. Sinister forces emerged when I birthed the grease. The …
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Monday Morning Stink
The Monday morning stink. Will really make you think. What went through these bowels? Maybe several dead cows. Rectum is …
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Wiped Too Soon
Much like any other shit, this is how it started. I asked out loud, “…was that me who farted?” The …
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Nutty Butt: Part III
Oh my god, it’s finally happened! The fecal floodgates have awakened! After a serious bout of shitty blockage, My bowels …
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Plastic Bag
Here’s another tale and yes it’s true. And as usual, it’s all about poo. I have a brother, several years …
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Party Poop 2015
It’s been a while since we poosted, I’ll give you that. It’s the Christmas break, but doesn’t mean we haven’t …
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Baked Beans
Beans beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you poop! Watch me shoot from my fleshy hoop! …
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