An Evil Presence
I’m wearing a long and tight belt. So an evil presence is not felt. These pants contain the unholy stink. …
Black Friday, Brown SaTURDay
You won’t find any Black Friday sales here. Instead, there’s something that leaves a smear! It’s Brown SaTURDay! A day …
A Rumbling Below
A rumbling from down below… Signals something’s about to blow! Was it that Mexican enchilada? That made me a master …
Something’s Not Right
Something below doesn’t feel right. Something nearby smells of shite. The feeling is off and somewhat unsavoury. Is my crease …
The Seas of Doodoo Dread
Everyone’s angry cos I’ve been farting up a storm. Do I need to take a dump or is this just …
Slaughter of The Bowl
After eating some insanely spicy chicken… The insides of my bowels started to thicken. The heat was potent and intense. …
The Brown Age Mystery
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
Storms a Brewin’
One eerie night the wind did blow. The wind outside and the wind below. Outside was cold but inside was …
Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
Recipe For Poosaster
It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning. Stepping out of my room, my butt was yawning. Breakfast was served …
Time To Bog
It’s time for a bog! What more can I say? I’ve been baking this one since yesterday! My stink biscuit …
The Loose Bowels
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
The Yuleturd Log
It was Christmas eve and all was well. Except for my gut, it began to swell. I knew it was time, …
A Day at The Orifice
Upon the glorious throne, I sit. To ponder life and take a shit. I hardly slept last night a wink. …
Regrettable Stink
I peel the undies from my rump. It’s time to release an epic dump! It falls heavy to the water …
Grizzle Drizzle
I whimper and I whine and I start to grizzle. As out from my anus, leaks a brown poo drizzle. …
Anoos The Wise
When you feel the Anoos rumbling below. A great awakening starts to grow. Soon a streaming knowledge will ebb and …
Moby Thick
My legs grow numb as I pen this tale. For I’m on the John as I excrete this whale. It’s …
